What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
you never un-have a 4some
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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