sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
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