omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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