So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
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