Are we in a gay sports bar?
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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