there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
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