literally had 100 drinks last night.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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