Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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