Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
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