We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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