is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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