it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
the condom got lost in my hair
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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