Sponge bath it is.
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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