he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
I got her a Nickelback box set.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Randomize