I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
