so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
She's the barista slut.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
tell me about the fingering
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