One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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