what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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