Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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