doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
When did angry sex become our thing?
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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