when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
smell my finger.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
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