I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
is that a dick in a sweater?
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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