literally had 100 drinks last night.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Randomize
