sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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