What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
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Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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