Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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