I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
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