i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
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