3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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