You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Randomize
