ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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