Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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