Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
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