i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
Randomize
