sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
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