their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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