Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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