it was like his penis was on wheels.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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