Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
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