i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
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