You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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