Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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