That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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