I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
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