Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
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