Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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