Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
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