sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
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