Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
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