this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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