Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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