Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
What a dumb baby whore.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Randomize