We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
