WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
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