Ambien. No doubt about it.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
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