good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
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