He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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