His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I deserve this hangover.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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